The Flash

Visually, it often looks worse than excrement, the quality of the humour highly surpasses the bar of awkwardness already in the opening sequence with the babies and doesn't dip below it for the rest of the film, and Ezra Miller is the most annoying, sleazy superhero I can remember, and as if that wasn't enough, he's here twice. And perhaps because of this off-kilter combination of strange creative choices, I actually ended up enjoying it more than I ever dared to expect. I just can't see The Flash as being another rank-and-file comic book film, it feels more like a parody, like the Hot Shots comic-book adaptations (thanks to which it’s not a problem that it doesn't make much sense). God forbid that someone would follow it up in style to set a trend (which won't happen given the box office flop), but as a one-off, for me, it’s quite the guilty pleasure. (18.07.2023)

I find that I get bored with these comic book movies, unless it's an R-rated movie in the style of Suicide Squad or Deadpool . This one is just another in a line of mediocre originals where a couple of old characters (Keaton and Shannon) are enjoyable, but otherwise I wasn't too blown away. The humour didn't work for me, and I only liked two of the the action scenes (the opening slow motion scene with the babies is fun). The finale itself is decent too, but everything in between doesn't really stick and flows along without much interest, though it was a bit more fun than Doctor Strange. The multiverse is presented surprisingly more clearly here than in Marvel. As a one-shot, The Flash is okay, but nothing I keep coming back to. 6/10. (08.07.2023)

An express train you have to run towards. It's easy for me because I enjoy getting past Ezra Miller's personal life and I can just enjoy how authentic and at the same time neurotic it seems again. He saved Justice League from being unwatchable and he also succeeded here easily. However, since it didn't catch on with the viewers, this is not only the end of him as a hero with a lightning bolt on his chest, but probably also as an actor in major roles and films, and I find that really hard to reconcile myself to. Flash's cursed solo movie is problematic even without a controversial opinion about the main protagonist. It combines witty humor, pathos-filled family drama, and multiverse. A film that wanted to introduce parallel worlds a few years ago now comes as a miss; considering the repeatedly postponed production and changes in the creative chairs, it didn't manage to pave the way to playing with them. I am all the more pleased that even the little that they did manage to accomplish actually works. Looking back into the past rarely fails and the nostalgic sighs for those who are no longer with us fit incredibly well in relation to the main story arc. However, you have to admit that it's not worth pondering too much about the major guest appearances (unfortunately revealed long in advance), namely the participation of the old Batman and the new addition from Krypton. The presence of the grey-haired protector of Gotham will undoubtedly bring tears to somebody's eyes, but as soon as I try to connect the meaningfulness of the aforementioned duo's participation and its (non)impact on the final outcome of the story and the time paradox, I feel perplexed because their participation as a whole seems rushed. Similarly, the possibilities of expanding, rebuilding, or simply throwing the DC publisher's universe adaptations back to the beginning were unprecedented – and nothing happened at all. This temptation, therefore, falls on barren ground and turns Flash into an adventure, fun, enjoyment, and an emotional ending, but never into the giant event that it promised to be for all these years. 70% (27.06.2023)

A Flash movie where Flash himself swears the fuck out can’t be that bad. The farewell to Snyder's world, full of winks and various mini-movies, shatters the multiverse and unfortunately leaves the worst thing in it: Ezra Miller. While his older version is quite passable, his younger drug-addled self is awfully annoying. Even his running style is terrible, and that’s why he’s at his best when he’s mentoring instead of running. Muschietti casts his spell, building the story around saving Flash’s mother. It works perfectly, and, despite the blatantly CGI time travel (of course it was on purpose, after all the pretense there was no money for anything better) the whole universe stuff works well, even if it doesn’t make sense and has lapses in logic – why does Kara speak English instead of Russian? The final clash is quite boring compared to the dynamic opening. The Batmen are all great, and Keaton is really enjoying his comeback. It's a solid popcorn flick that does have a few issues, but it's the fist DC movie I'm happy to watch again after a long time. The closing credits scene could theoretically help Aquaman a lot. PS: Sasha Calle is awesome and I hope we will see more of her on screen. (17.06.2023)

#13 DCEU. After a decade since Man of Steel, I finally got to see a live-action Flash(point). The animated The Flashpoint Paradox was not bad at all, and in the sequential art world it was a significant event in 2011 designed to restart DC, which was followed by the famous era of The New 52. And of course, we also saw a television crossover on the same topic in the world of the Arrowverse. But such a complex theme came simply too late. Superficial movie viewers who refuse to read the comic book originals, and who normally fill the box office, are lost. Those who reject cartoons and series do not understand half of that interconnected world. And that's why it's not doing well in movie theaters. Speaking for myself, I must say that I am thrilled with the return of Batman 89 (and Batman 97), I have absolutely no problem with Ezra Miller, I am completely satisfied with all the plots around Michael Shannon, I enjoyed another scene with Gal Gadot... There are many things that I liked, including the million nods to the film past of DC. I will skip the collector Barbie with Sasha Calle's face this time, because there is only one Supergirl. For me, this was very good, though it could have been brilliant if it was the planned peak of the entire DC movie decade from the beginning, but it is definitely not a defeat. (18.08.2023)

Ein Film, der sich letztendlich nicht so viel vorgenommen hat, wie ich befürchtet habe. Er besteht nicht nur aus dem Warten auf Batmans und verschiedene Cameo-Auftritte. Es ist eine wirklich gute und vor allem unterhaltsame Geschichte von Flash. Nichts Tiefes, nichts, woran ich mich lange erinnern würde. Das war aber wahrscheinlich auch nicht das Ziel des Films. Es ist „nur“ schade, dass der Film eigentlich nutzlos ist und dass ihm das Studio schon vor der Premiere durch einige Entscheidungen geschadet hat. (23.06.2023)

In dieser Phase geht es DC schon doch an den Kragen und Flash wirkt fast wie ein Schwanenlied. Aber keine Sorge, wir haben noch Aquaman 2 und Blue Beetle, auf die sich sicherlich jeder sehr freut! Das mit Marvel zu vergleichen ist heute wie vom Regen in die Traufe zu springen, aber Spider-Man: No Way Home schreit buchstäblich danach. Obwohl es ziemlich unterhaltsam ist, muss man bedenken, dass die gesamte Handlung, die mehrere Zeit- und Raumlinien miteinander vermischt, wirklich starten muss, indem der Hauptcharakter sich wie der verantwortungsloseste Idiot der Welt verhält, und alles danach ist einfach nur gedankenlose Effekt-Action. Der übertriebene Fanservice wird viele Fans befriedigen, während ungeschickte digitale Effekte möglicherweise einige überraschen, aber insgesamt ist es ein durchschnittliches Comic-Spektakel, dessen Existenz Sie wahrscheinlich zwei Tage nach der Vorführung vergessen werden. (14.06.2023)

Nach Spider-Man von Marvel ging ich diese Woche zum zweiten Mal "Accross the Spider-Verse", und obwohl DC in dieser Hinsicht etwas hinterherhinkt, verließ ich recht zufrieden das Kino. Obwohl sich die Handlung von The Flash so wie die des neuen Spider-Man um die (Un-)ausweichlichkeit des Schicksals dreht, die mit dem unverantwortlichen Handeln der Hauptfigur einhergeht, hatte ich im Kino nicht direkt das Gefühl, einen "Nachahmerfilm" zu sehen. Trotz der manchmal recht trivialen visuellen Effekte - vor allem in der Eröffnungssequenz "It's raining babies" (dieses Husarenstück funktionierte besser bei Quicksilvers Zukunft ist Vergangenheit und Apocalypse) und in jenem "bösartigen Knoten" - hat mir Barrys neues Abenteuer gefallen, nicht zuletzt dadurch, dass Michael Keaton dabei war, und das nicht zu wenig, der für mich immer noch der sympathischste Batman ist, und der kleinen, aber wichtigen Rolle von Maribel Verdú. Ich habe mich über die Rückkehr (wenn auch mit CGI) des alten, aber nie realisierten Batman gefreut, und ich mochte die Anspielungen auf andere Filme (sowohl DC als auch Nicht-DC: "Lasst uns jetzt Palpatine spielen!"), und ich schätze es, dass die Filmemacher neben der obligatorischen Action auch einige nette Überraschungen im Drehbuch vorbereitet haben. Wenn ich streng wäre, hätte ich dem Film drei Sterne gegeben, aber da er mir im Kino einfach gefallen hat, indem er mich unterhielt, überraschte, aber auch bewegte, gebe ich ihm (schwächere) vier davon. P. S. Ein Nespresso gefällig?! (16.06.2023)

I'm not enchanted, but I had a great time. The Flash has pace, action, humour, but also awkward moments. One of the driving forces of the film is Ezra Miller, who, although he proves to be a problematic actor, works perfectly in his role, in this case a dual-role, as he has made the Flash a character that is simply impossible not to root for. His grimaces are simply the sparkle in the entire Flash picture. At times, though, the film is also terribly awkward, which is due to some of the lines and really bad visual effects. CGI babies will be a part of my nightmares for a long time, as will some elements of the final battle. I'm sure some will point out that 144 minutes is a long running time. I don't think so. The whole story has momentum and rather than watching the time on the clock, one has the urge to follow all the timelines. In short, The Flash deals with questions about the flow of time and fate, which makes it a thought-provoking film and not "just" a popcorn movie. (13.06.2023)