Dos

I made it to the end just because the premise intrigued me, but wow, what a ridiculous movie. The concept doesn’t hold up at all. These two characters are literally sewn together, yet they move around like they're not even connected. The only real credit here goes to the actors—performing that intimately for 70 minutes straight must have been a wild experience. You'd think it would end in some serious off-screen chemistry. (12.12.2021)

I would call this  "a Spanish film from Aliexpress", because there is no other and more apt way to call it and the only thing that keeps it alive is the viewer's hope for an entertaining reveal (which unfortunately doesn't happen) and the relatively short running time. At first I was kind of hoping in vain for a variation of Escape Room and Saw, where the screen could quite well have been used to figure out the room and some of the exploration, but the whole thing is too dull, too mundane, and even the ending isn't satisfying. Simply a bad, stupid and mindless showcase of how even at 70 minutes it's possible to put literally nothing on screen and two minutes after the film I can't even remember what I watched. Avoid it. (13.12.2021)